Tuesday - March 07, 2006

Category Image Homeland Security is a Joke


Yeah, not a very original thought, but I wanted to point out that when you buy an airplane ticket you merely need to look at the boarding pass to see if you're going to be screened. If you see "SSSS" on the boarding pass, then you will be directed like a cow to the appropriate chute and partially disrobed publicly.

So remember that all you terrorists. Not only is homeland security not concentrating on Arabic and Asian Muslims and instead are screening 12 year old girls, you are now assured that you can know when you're being screened before you go through the "security" gate.

Don't you feel safe?

I don't.

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