Monday - June 24, 2002

Category Image Britain, R.I.P.


It's almost been a thousand years since Britain was invaded last. There have essentially only been two successful invasions of Britain in recorded history. The first recorded attempt by Julius Caesar failed. The second Roman attempt by Claudius succeeded in establishing a permanent Roman presence, and we should also acknowledge invasions by the Angles, Saxons and even by the Norse in the Dark ages. But there is no dispute that the last successful invasion of Britain was in the year 1066 A.D. by the Normans, best noted by the Battle of Hastings where Harold the Fairhair was defeated by William the Conquerer. The Normans, who were actually Germanic people who spoke French, established their rule over the largest part of the island and it was their ancestors who established the Magna Carta and the tradition of liberal government that led to the creation of the United States. Their rule has continued free from invasion for almost 1000 years, making their island one of the most peaceful in the world if you discount the occasional civil war.

Until now, that is. Britain is about to be invaded, and without a shot being fired in defense. The dream of 19th century utopian socialists and communists is being realized by the creation of the European Union, and they are wasting no time in demanding to patrol the shores of Britain with a EU paramilitary force. This paramilitary force is supposedly meant to protect Britain from "illegal immigrants" but they don't really say how the EU can do this job better than the British themselves can do, especially considering that the British have a much more capable military than any other European nation.

I don't think this has ever happened in the history of the world. A people have completely surrendered their sovereignty to an entity that is primarily controlled by Germany and France, the two nations that they conquered a mere 57 years ago. So now the French and the Germans, after just being a little patient, are getting their dream of a united Europe after the idea was first attempted in modern days by Napoleon, then by the Kaiser, then by Hitler, Mussolini, and Henri Petain.

It's like a wealthy familiy inviting the Hell's Angels to their Christmas dinner in their home because they've behaved for a few weeks and not robbed any banks recently. The motorcycle gang will show up for the ham, but they won't leave without taking their money, tearing up the walls and furniture, and raping their daughters. The EU will do no better to Britain and the rest of the United Kingdom. After almost a thousand years of carefully keeping invaders out, the invaders have finally learned how to get themselves invited in.

It's sinful that the Brits might really do this. Lord help them, and us, if they do.

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