Monday - November 24, 2003

Category Image Who's a Minority?


The government forces many kinds of institutions, some more against their will than others, to recognize some of us as "minorities." Only some of these minorities are granted special privileges over the others, with little reason or rhyme as to why some are chosen over others.

The US government has decided that those who are from or descended from the Iberian peninsula of Europe are Hispanic. Oh, wait, no, they include all those people who come from Central and South America, no matter if their ancestors are European or not, they can be African or Native American, or perhaps even Asian. No, wait again, they only include those from countries in Europe or Central or South America that speak Spanish. Belize, French Guyana, and Brazil don't count. Neither does Portugal. Why does that make sense?

I don't like this inherently racist way of treating people differently simply because of their ancestry. In fact, I would like to see someone challenge it in court someday by claiming that it violates the Constitution's proscription against "corruption of the blood." Why am I, of Portuguese descent, denied the protected status that someone gets whose ancestors are from a few miles across a border on the Iberian Peninsula in Spain? Of course the reason is because the Spanish speaking people are a bigger minority than the Portuguese speaking people. More people grant them more political muscle. Isn't it odd that being a minority is only good if it's a majority minority?

It's not like Portuguese people aren't discriminated against. If you live in many parts of the South West, being Hispanic is a distinct advantage. But being Portuguese in some parts of Massachussetts is very rough. So the argument of disadvantageousness doesn't apply.

How does one prove one's ancestry? If I claimed to be descended from people from Spain or Mexico whose progeny briefly lived in the Azores and Lisbon, how could anyone prove otherwise? As a matter of fact, if I claimed to be black how could anyone prove me not? Maybe I am. Many Africans invaded Spain and Portugal. There's probably some Moor in my ancestry. How far back can we go in calculating race or politically protected ethnicity?

I know a family who escaped from Czechoslavakia after World War II and moved to Argentina. Their son moved to California. If he wanted to, he could claim to be Hispanic, even though he's Czech, has a Czech name, and can speak Czech among his family. He has a strong Argentinian accent, and since the Spaniards that settled there before his Czech family did were of Germanic ancestry (I don't have access to my sources right now, I think they were Vandals or Alemanni), he doesn't look any different from anyone else from Argentina. What makes him hispanic?

The idea of favoring some people based on their ancestry is bad enough, but it's even worse when you realize that it's impossible to clearly define who does or doesn't belong to each protected group.

We need to end racism. The politics of socialism won't let that happen any time soon, though.

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